Pittsburgh Steelers \"Schedule Release\": 1950's Educational Film

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A parody of the NFL Schedule Release videos every team does each year, done in the style of a 1950's or 60's film seen at school. I'm the old-timey announcer educating Steelers' tight end Zach Gentry.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)

Transcript

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Hi there, Jimmy. Uh, hey, my name's Zach. Well, Billy Zach, how would you like to take a break from detention and learn how to make a schedule release video? I wouldn't. Ok. Get Bent Bobby. We're doing this but first a little history lesson for nearly 100 years. The national football league schedule came out with little fanfare. There was no hubbub hijinks. Malarkey, Tom Fuller or shenanigans. So what's changed? What's changed? Mister? I had no idea the schedule release video was even a thing. Oh, it is Ralphie. And it all began in a bakery in the Pacific Northwest creating opponent themed cupcakes. I like cupcakes. I'm sure you do, Randy. Let's first learn three simple rules of schedule release videos. One, be creative. Two, be original three. Don't be unoriginal. Now, let's get started. Tell me a couple of nifty ideas. Well, I guess my first thought would be to just type out the schedule and hand it to the coach wrong, Ricky. That's limo and it's been done before. What about if the content team is just sitting around trying to brainstorm ideas for the release video? And that's the whole thing guys. How about, we grill the schedule. No one wants to know how the sausage is made. Billy. What about a TV, show themed schedule release video? Like, well, leave it to Beaver, Billy. You can rest assured if it's popular. At least three teams will do it in the same year. What if we let the computers and robots come up with the schedule release video. Robots scare me, Tommy. But I imagine you're on to something many teams will let a, I write their scripts this year. I got it. What about a pop star with a lot of face tattoos, playing beer pong with the owner? Now you're cooking with gas, Bobby. What else? You got your little Whipper? Snapper. How about Japanese animation? That seems to be oddly popular? Oh, yes. Anime. The crown jewel of last year's schedule release videos, creative original and not unoriginal. Gee Willers Mr now, I think I got it. Yes, Billy. I think you're ready for your first schedule release video. But before I go, let me leave you with the five ss of very successful schedule release videos, schedule storyline, splash, surprise and uh schedule. I still think we should let the robots write the script. How do you know they didn't Zack? How do you know they didn't now wave to the camera?