Westminster Dog Show Parody Apology from Morgan Freeman

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Description

Syndicated Comedy Feature from UCN in NYC.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

Trans-Atlantic US African American

Transcript

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Hello. I am your dog. I like to sincerely apologize with my tail between my legs that I'll never make the Westminster Dog show while those dogs are perfectly trained to run through hoops. I'm over here chewing on your slipper. If I were at Westminster, I'll be scooching my raggedy butt across that green copper. Like there's no tomorrow. Sorry. I'm not all and proper like, but keep in mind I'm just a dog. I wasn't bred to sit on a pedestal. I enjoy the good life, which consists of ******* people's legs and chasing my own tail. I know I'll never live up to those prey pooches. But please know that I love you. I love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Please scratch my belly. I'm begging you. Scratch it. Good. Oh, right there. Yeah. Oh, you know me so well, apologetically yours. Your dog.