Not Morgan Freeman with a Parodic Patriotic message for the Fourth

Ed Kelly

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148

Description

He's Red, White haired and God too! And he's here via United Stations Media's Universal Comedy Division to tell you a thing or two about etiquette when it comes to Old Glory

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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Hello, I am the United States flag cold. I'd like to sincerely apologize to the many patriotic people on four July who are actually breaking federal regulations. If you have american flag paper plates or an american flag bikini, it's kind of like dropping the flag on the ground. Also, those car dealerships using old glory in their cheesy advertisements can technically get fined for it. Just think about that when you lay on your red, white and blue beach towel, all covered in sand. Well, at least that guy with a star spangled speedo is flying it at full mast apologetically or the United States flag cold.

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