Drunk Call Santa Claus -A 21st Century Parody

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Brian Stivale wrote and performed this 'unique' take on Santa. Instead of going for typical holiday cheer and a belly that joyfully jiggles, he takes on the very 21st Century possibility that Mrs. Claus ran off with the Easter Bunny... And life on the North Pole is NOT going well without her... Character Comedy Funny Booming Aggressive Storyteller Christmas

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

British (General) North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

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Hey there, Mrs Claus. Ever since you left May from the age of running my life has become utterly meaningless. Without you, The North Pole is very lowly, its place in the world surrounded by nothing. But really, it sucks going without you here. There's been no one to keep me accountable to my diet. I'm not gonna live. I'm gorge myself on cookies, milk, anything I could get my freshen Mittens on who are so ashamed Haven Still parents from the reindeer have topped a bunch of ambient. And that gobbled up a gingerbread house next door to the neighbors. I've gotten so stinking big reindeer have developed back problems. Thanks to me, the sled now exceeds maximum capacity. I think I'll be able to clear the frickin Rockies. Christmas Eve. I get stopped drinking, twisted like a candy cane. Oh, going on eggnog. Anonymous meetings. But they just aren't helping those people. I honestly has take to mention held the elves taking all this. They keep asking about you. So as you could tell without you my life Ho, please come back to may. I don't care of your naughty and nice. I don't even care that you broke nature's laws. There's nobody else I want under my mistletoe. Please go home