Andre - Character voices Demo

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Billy works at the video store. Yeah. Smells like old people here, man. Old man escalates. Won't let Billy have the day of Rock 90 nine's Rock Fest off be kind. Rewind, Billy because everyone got fed up. So he killed the old man, dude. I can't kill anyone. Take it back. All right, old man wouldn't let Billy go to Rock Fest. So he shot off his genitals. Ouch dude. The **** with that. I'd rather be dead. Okay. Hello? Thank you for calling help. I'm sorry, sir. You can't reschedule your appointment. Oh, I see. Please hold Satan Line six. I'll take it in my office. Lucy Quick Pack the bags because we're going upstairs to see rock 99's rock fest. Where's the line about what happened to the line about the midgets? I cut that. I love that line. Midgets are funny. That line speaks to the truth of the human condition. I wouldn't go that far. But it is a good line. It is a good line. The kid's got a point. All right. So are we gonna put the midget in or not? I'm just confused. That's the most important part of the promo. Why don't we just cut every third word and be done with it? All right. Burglary Friday, stupid name. Burglary Friday, dude. You didn't let me tell you why I called you. If you don't buy tickets to rock 99, I'm gonna be in big trouble. Actually. They said they'll kill me. You're sure I'll take care of it. Burglary Friday, You're down for 10 tickets.